Words of Wisdom

It Has Recently been brought to my attention the wise words of Ben Franklin (one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America)

He Quotes:

In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli)-Bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop…..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermentation

Remember:
Water = poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, its better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of S***

There is no need to thank me for this information:
I am doing it as a public service!!!!!