Words of Wisdom
It Has Recently been brought to my attention the wise words of Ben Franklin (one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America)
In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli)-Bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop…..
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermentation
Water = poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, its better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of S***
There is no need to thank me for this information:
I am doing it as a public service!!!!!